A Cage Without a Key

Winning Hell

As much as possible

  • We woke up on the boat and gave Orid a call
  • Continuing down the Styx, a dude is like “Hey I’m on the boat now!”
  • We get to a crazy darude sandstorm and we’re totally paranoid about it.
  • Tents and bedrolls only do so much about RAZORSAND
  • SO. MUCH. RAZORSAND
  • Sand is done. Now we get mad at each other like really mad.
  • We were okay for a sec. But then gold hairless monkey happened. So not anymore.
  • But then we prison perilous’d. Man this is a crazy place like a molten crazy molten gold
  • Mechanus zombies? Sure. Fuck ’em
  • OH MY GOD IT’S ORIDSHIT IT’S A MORUT-TANK
  • FIGHT! MID-FIGHT ORID RELEASE! EXPLOSIONS!
  • WIN! ORID IS FREE! NOW LET’S FUCK OFF

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